If you’ve never experienced this, you don’t even know how lucky you are
So you started thinking about quitting your hoe life to be a Child of God
Because this kind of life cannot pay someborri
But you need one last roll in the hay so you find one boy for a quick one
He starts hitting it and you’re shaking, losing balance, seeing neon colours and time travelling all at once
What is this sorcery?
When he’s through and you’re trying to remember which year we just entered
How you look when you start having flashbacks at work
And before you know what is happening, you’ve dropped your feminism campaign to become his cook
Chimamanda gaan is married. I can’t die
How you start calculating the minimum refraction time needed before he can get back to work
Because there’s no time to lose
When your hoe friends say they want to come and greet him
Do we know each other?
Or when your bestie tells you that he’s a player and you should leave him
That one will hard small o
When you’ve become his personal chef and Uber driver but he’s still calling you his friend
So you start giving him big hint
Finally, he says he wants to tell you something and you’re waiting like “Yes, my love?”
Show me the ring and let’s go back to ze oza room
But he says he’s decided to ignore the cravings of the flesh and take the celibacy journey with you
Can you continue your celibacy with your top half and leave me with the lower half though?