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When His D Game Is Too Strong

If you've never experienced this, you don't even know how lucky you are

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If you’ve never experienced this, you don’t even know how lucky you are

So you started thinking about quitting your hoe life to be a Child of God

So you started thinking about quitting your hoe life to be a Child of God Because this kind of life cannot pay someborri

But you need one last roll in the hay so you find one boy for a quick one

But you need one last roll in the hay so you find one boy for a quick one

He starts hitting it and you’re shaking, losing balance, seeing neon colours and time travelling all at once

He starts hitting it and you're shaking, losing balance, seeing neon colours and time travelling all at once What is this sorcery?

When he’s through and you’re trying to remember which year we just entered

When he's through and you're trying to remember which year we just entered

How you look when you start having flashbacks at work

How you look when you start having flashbacks at work

And before you know what is happening, you’ve dropped your feminism campaign to become his cook

And before you know what is happening, you've dropped your feminism campaign to become his cook Chimamanda gaan is married. I can’t die

How you start calculating the minimum refraction time needed before he can get back to work

How you start calculating the minimum refraction time needed before he can get back to work Because there’s no time to lose

When your hoe friends say they want to come and greet him

When your hoe friends say they want to come and greet him Do we know each other?

Or when your bestie tells you that he’s a player and you should leave him

Or when your bestie tells you that he's a player and you should leave him That one will hard small o

When you’ve become his personal chef and Uber driver but he’s still calling you his friend

When you've become his personal chef and Uber driver but he's still calling you his friend

So you start giving him big hint

So you start giving him big hint

Finally, he says he wants to tell you something and you’re waiting like “Yes, my love?”

Finally, he says he wants to tell you something and you're waiting like "Yes, my love?" Show me the ring and let’s go back to ze oza room

But he says he’s decided to ignore the cravings of the flesh and take the celibacy journey with you

But he says he's decided to ignore the cravings of the flesh and take the celibacy journey with you Can you continue your celibacy with your top half and leave me with the lower half though?

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