We have numerous zones that ladies put guys in, but these are the common ones… Well maybe.
Guys what zone do you fall in or have you ever been in? And what other zones do you know?
1. BOO ZONE: After all the toasting and probably even a Lotta spending. If you find yourself here either as her fiancé, boyfriend, or soulmate. That’s the best thing that could ever happen to you. You’re the shiiii bro.
2. ERRAND ZONE: Also SERVANT ZONE. All the errands she can’t send her boo is what you’re in charge of. And the stupid thing is you keep doing it hoping one day she’ll look at you…. Don’t worry, your reward is in heaven.
3. FRIEND ZONE: The most popular and trending zone. After doing heaven and earth for her she’ll always tell you… “We’re just friends”. Anty Okafor, Police is my friend too but i don’t value that friendship. 😒
4. BROTHER ZONE: You had better stop that rough play right this minute! We are not related by blood, kidney, spermatozoa, by preeq or anything. And we can never be related. 🙅🏽
5. SHAKESPEARE ZONE: Yes it very much exists. E.G When you tell her really sweet words in person or in writing and she thanks you then asks for your help to compose for someone special. Congratulations bro, you’ve just been Shakespeare zoned!!!.
6. MAGA ZONE: 🎶Maga don pay!! Shout hallelujah. That’s what she sings after every conversation with you and this is your zone. You’re in charge of monetary funds.
7. SUGAR DADDY ZONE: You’re just older and probably have wife and kids. You and people in the maga zone. 👇🏽
8. BRIDGE ZONE: Illustration below. 👇🏽
9. ALARM ZONE: If she ever calls you and tells you to call her in the morning to help her be up early. Better cast, bind, loose, and destroy the inspiration behind that sentence and end that call immediately to avoid been alarm zoned!.
10. SCHOOL MOTHER ZONE: So one time this chic i attended same secondary school with called me. And after exchanging pleasantries she was like… “You just forgot about your school mother”. Which school mother?… Are you mad?!